He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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