She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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