I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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