He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She's JV to your varsity
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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