Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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