I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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