the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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