It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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