I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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