So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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