Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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