Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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