So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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