Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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