sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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