problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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