So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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