I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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