what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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