I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
smell my finger.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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