i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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