question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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