can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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