first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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