Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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