so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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