u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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