I cockslap morals
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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