is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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