it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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