I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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