kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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