I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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