I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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