it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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