I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Everyone says I win the strip club
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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