Can Purell be used as lube?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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