I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This is my gift to your gina
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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