Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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