I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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