Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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