dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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