I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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