Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i think my cat just said my name.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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