hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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