i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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