Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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