You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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