that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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