Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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