it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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