Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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